Beautiful stance lad! Wanna spar?!~ *hops up and down excitedly*
D:...er..i don't relly like to spar..i'm always scared of hurting someone...
Well with a stance like that you must know your butter from your toast! And any warrior knows his jelly from his jam knows how to not nick 'em too deep! *karate chops at him playfully*
D: *freaks out and chops off one of furious' hands*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *stares at the stump* OW!~ *thick green blood oozes out of the stump and clumps like molasses instead of dripping* Why'd you do that ya spiky dandelion?! *grabs at the wound and bites his lip trying to hold back tears, then fumbles for the chopped off hand and sticks it back on the stump* I should sue!
D: *crap!! I"M SO SORRY! you startled me!!
*huffing in pain and trying to get his hand back on right* Well you said sorry, so I wont sue! I wasn't gonna sue you anyways, its just my way of threatening people without talking about eating their intestines and arms! *theres a popping noise as the green blood seeps back up toward the hand* Know what you owe me though?! Guess! *chuckles and loosens his tie*
-runs her finger across the sword- sharp
D: *having a mini freak otu* please don't!!
*laughs* hey buddy! *pulls out booze*
D: what up man
diamond sword? ...wait why do you want to kill me?
David:..it's not diamond...